Winifred T. Katt

Hot Summer Days, Cool Summer Nights

2009-08-18T20:52:00.001-07:00

Well, it's been a devilish summer, complete with deception, intrigue, and adventure!

Well, OK, not so much of the first two, but adventure? DEFNETLY!

About a month ago, one of the persons I let live with me was having a party, and it kind of freaked me out, and the doors were open, and... I ran OUTSIDE!

Now, you may not know this about me, but I used to be quite the outdoorswoman! I would spend days outside, protecting my teritory, catching field mice, not to mention the bunnies that bopped them on the heads!

But then I decided to start staying indoors, let the younger catz take over and ease into retirement.

So, you can imagine my surprise when I found myself outside in a land I had only evar smelled, but never really experienced.

Although I had fun, I am happy to be home again, not least of all because PF was so worried about me she almost CRIED! I hate to see her do that, so I'll try not to do that again.

I'll TRY...

back to chillaxin

2009-03-27T19:48:00.000-07:00

It's been a rough few weeks around here. First PF stayed up way past her bedtime for many nights. I scolded her and tried to sit on the computer, but instead of bowing to my commands, she tried to scold me! well, I showed her an hardly slept with her at all.

But then I realized the error of my ways when one night she stayed up very late and then took what you humans call a "cat nap" and then got up extremely early and left.

and then there was a horrible time of not knowing. when would she be back? how long had it been? would the Others remember to feed me and pet me? Do they even know the right way to rub my belly?!?! Dear God, it was awful!

But then she came back and she was very sorry, so I forgave her after a few minutes and we snuggled.

Now she keeps saying she will be gone again soon, but I am choosing to ignore that and keep living in the moment. doing like I do.

this is me before the awful time, chillaxin.

and this is me tonight as I'm writing to you. As you can see, I am a still a little frazzled and staying very close to PF!

Pictures and a Triumph

2009-02-17T19:25:00.000-08:00

Winfred here, on my new computer! Well, really it,s PF', but I get to use it too!

And for my first trick, ladies and gentlemen, some phtos for you!

WARNING!!!

There's a pretty graphic picture at the end,but I'm pretty proud of it, so I don't care! But any hardcore PETA fans...well, don't blame my PF, OK? cause she just let's me roll like a do, ya know?

ok, so here we go...!

The first is pretty artsy - I love it!

this next one is a photo of me lounging the morning after my big night...

...when I killed this sucker!

I'm sorry, did I say killed, cause I meant devoured!! mmmMMMmm, tasty!

Catching Up

2009-01-08T10:38:00.000-08:00

Hello! Winifred T. Katt here! I have some pictures for you! The first two are me sitting at my computer, writing to you all!

I admit I have not been doing much of this lately, and that's because it's so cold!

Person Films wanted to try and help me warm up in our cold new house...so she got me some d.o.g. outfits! Can you believe this woman?! But...I actually really liked this first one! The o;y problem are the arm holes. Since the sweater is for doggies, the arm holes are in the wrong place for my feline phsique! But, I didn't want to take it off!

Now, this one was a bit more uncomfortable, because it made it really hard to walk. But it also came on and off easyier, so after PF took the pictures she took it right off again. maybe I will send it to my cousin Peanut. I think it makes me look a bit like a thug, so maybe it will help him when he comes across big scary dogs where he lives.

That's all for now! Check back soon for more pictures of my adventures!

the sympol life

2008-11-06T09:20:00.000-08:00

There has been a lot going on around here...on a recent morning PF got up around the same time as Comrade Landlord 1, when it was still DARK outside! I could not believe this and was not happy about it at all! Then later PF and Comrade 2 were having a nice quiet evening. I jumped up and down from their laps, teasing them both equally as I picked up some extra petting for the week. Yes, the only down side was that PF kept yelling in a scary voice when all I was dooing was stretching out on MY rug! Shhesh!

But then the evening went to hell in handbasket! PF used her buzzy thing and when she put it down again they were very bouncy. Then PF left and didn't come back for a very long time, when she did she said, "you don't even know baby head, but a very good thing happened tonight!"

Now, I don't know what that could possibly have been, because I had not had a good day, but PF seems less worryd -- for other feline and K9 readers, this worrying thing is something my People do a lot. I don't know why, it is very silly, but you can feel it when they stop, and that is nice!

I am glad I do not have to worry, and that I lead a sympol life of sleep and play --- and hunting. The other big news is that I caught TWO mice this week...but I don't want to brag or anything.

Definitions of Me!

2008-10-28T08:43:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the delay in a post that PF promised...I been busy with sleeping and what not. Soon I will have some pictures for you of me in my new house, but for now here is a quiz I found and an older picture. Enjoy!

Go to urbandictionary and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1. your name---Winifred

A choral choir who sang the hit song " There's no one quite like Grandma" back in 1980, it stayed at number one in the uK for like two weeks

2. your age---15

Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious.

Jake went out with a total 15 last night he found out this morning when the cops showed up .

3. one of your friends---Niels

A person who tends to be really small.

4.what should you be doing---whatever

Used in an argument to admit that you are wrong without admitting it so the argument is over.

5.a color---gray

A beautiful shade, either dark or light. People with the last name Gray are usually mysterious, intriguing, and will mesmerize you..

6. hometown---Minneapolis

A fairly large city built in a place where it can snow any month of the year except June, July and August and the temperature can reach as low as -40F/-40C during the Winter. The culture is a strange combination of liberal politics and relatively conservative family values. A strong sense of self-important nationalism is present in the local culture and many years ago the residents dubbed it the "Mini-apple" as though it is somehow a smaller version of the Big Apple, New York City.

I froze my ass off in Minneapolis while everyone kept telling me how great it was there.

7. month of your birthday---unknown

1. Not widely known

2. Unfamiliar.

3. An unknown number.

4. A favorite answer of Kiko's

8. last person you talked to---elinor

The mating ritual of muticoloured penguins.

9. what you last ate----catfood

Half of a bum's dinner, the other half being a bottle of muscatel.

10. your nickname----doodlehead

A person who screws up all the time Juggles thoughts in and out of his head

Home, home on the Range...oven range that is!

2008-09-13T17:45:00.000-07:00

I has a new home! PF and I moved in with two other persons who I am slowly getting used to.

This is a short post, so here's the exciting part! there are mices in this house! it is a great big house and was very nasty before we moved in, so mices had thought THEY could live here, and made the oven their home! Well, after I realized we weren't leaving, I dusted off my skillz and got to work! I should them mices what for and they hightailed it outta here!

So, when you have to do a big scary move, just remember there is usually a mice at the end of the tunnel!

I've been tagged (whatever That means!)

2008-07-23T08:23:00.000-07:00

AuntieKnickers tagged me for a meme on her blog! Here is how you play:

1. List these rules on your blog.

2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog.

I am 15 years old.
I tricked people into thinking I was three years younger for many years…just for fun! (it wasn’t really lying because they never asked…)
I used to work as a hunter, but I retired about three years ago next month.
I still like to play with yarn.
I don’t like it when people watch me play, but I will let them if I think there is a treat involved!
It cools me off to press up against PF when it is really hot.
I like to read PF’s books when she is not around, and then put them back in the same place, but with ear marked pages!

3. Tag 7 ~~people~~ animals at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.

Princess Pretty Paws

Scout the Wonder Dog

4urpets

Well, that’s really all the blogs I read, and yes, they all seem to be ickythings, but they can’t be that bad if they blog I guess…anywhey, does anyone know any good cat bloggers? They are encouraged to play, too!

More Cousin Pics

2008-07-21T11:40:00.000-07:00

Hello, did you see the comment from my cousin Heidi on the last post? I am glad she had a good time while the nice persons were visiting me and PF, and I am so sad for her with that icky thing in the house!

I showed you a picture already of the icky thing, but here is a pic of Heidi! Isn't she pretty? not as pretty as some people I know...

Also, I found out more about fair-rats. that is what PF's cousin and her family have and they seem VERY strange...they seem like something I may like to chase and catch and... but they are family, so I won't! The one on the left is Jambavan and on the right is Hanuman.

MAGIC!

2008-07-11T16:42:00.000-07:00

Have I ever told you what magic PF is? She is stupendous!

the other night she brought a big thing in. she opened a window ALL THE WAY...and then I got yelled at for going to close to said window.

she put the big thing in the window. she went outside. suddenly I realized...she OUTSIDE the window . peoples are not supposed to go there, but my person did..that a girl!
when she came back inside she pressed some magic buttons on the big thing and it started to get cool!!

I am so much happier now that we can cool off when it gets too hot!

Sad Week

2008-06-25T12:01:00.000-07:00

Hello. it has been a sad week here. Here is why:

1) PF said that a friend of a friend was killed for NO REASON. He went to the same school PF went to, but not at the same time. Still, she said it was her community and that it is bad when someone from your community dies. This makes me very sad, especially because it makes PF sad. Also, I do not understand persons who kill other persons for no reason, it does not seem natural to me. I am sending a message to GOD that she will take care of his family and friends and send them kittie-loves. Will you do it too?

2) On the day when PF is gone for only a few hours in the morning and comes home singing GOD songs, we watched Crooklyn, which we thought would be funny, but it was sad. I get very upset when PF cries, so I had to walk around yelling at her to try and distract her from crying. When that did not work, I just rubbed up against her and purred which PF says is like a happy pill for people, with no side 'fects.

3) My third sad thing is sad for me, 'specially. PF is taking care of one of those ickythings this week, and she did not even come home to visit yesterday! It is hot in our apartment and a little stinky. PF said she will clean today, but she says that a lot. in the mean time, I don't have enough room to spread out and get cool!

But, there is one big happy thing happening today! the nicepersons we used to live with, MommyKnickers and DaddyHankiePants, are coming to visit! PF says I won't see them till maybe tomorrow, but I can wait. I am 'specially happy because this means PF will be happy and not talk on the phone so much!

I hope your week is cooler and happier then mine!

'cus i'z hangin wi' my cus

2008-06-18T15:59:00.000-07:00

I have cousins! I have never met any of them, but I smell them on PF sometimes.

In Minneapolis: There are Lucky and Smokey. When PF visits them she is happy to come home beause they are mean to her. I do not know why they don't like her...she is very sweet.

There are also a lot of ickythings that PF likes a lot, but not more then me, so that is OK. She sometimes has to stay away for a few days and comes home smelling like them ickythings. Still, I understand because she says she has to, so she can keep buying me goodfood without icky-pest-decides.

In Maine: Living with nicepersons who used to live with me and PF, are Heidi (a cat) and Rusty (an ickything)

I miss nicepersons. They were very lovey to me and PF. But PF says they will come and visit VERYSOOON!!! I am happy because I would like one of them to stay with me overnight while PF is visiting an ickything...hint, hint

Back to cousins...

also in Maine there is Seguin and Who-Who-E (btw, me and PF are not so good at spelling. PF has to use spell-check, but I am a cat and say HA! to spell-check. I spel how I dam wel pleze!)

I think there is also some kind of weird aminal in Maine that PF has talked about, but I have not smelt that yet, so I don't know what it is.

Across the country in California are: Peanut (little ickything), Asha (big ickything) and Deacon (cat). PF says she wants Asha to come live with us, but she knows I will not like that, so I don't worry about it too much.

Here are pictures of the cousins:
this is Rusty with a goofy ickything face on his icky head

this is deacon. this was a piece of performance art he did just for PF called"Kasual Kat" he and his person, preachingperson (PP), are very good artists.
this is Peanut, the littlest ickything I ever saw/smelt!! I don't know why PF is smiling in this picture, because someone was being awful mean to make her hold that ickything!
and these are Seguin and Who-Who-E. They are cats like my brother Pye was, though not as phat. I wish PF had a wood stove like this one so I could sit on it in coldtime!

Those are all the pictures I have. PF's aunt will have to send picture's of Lucky and Smokey, and PP will have to send a picture of Asha. Also, I need pictures of Heidi and maybe even the weird aminal I was telling you about.

see you soon, lumpy-boos!! (that's what PF always says to me, so it must be a nice thing to say!)

Old Cat, New Tricks

2008-06-18T15:31:00.000-07:00

Hello.

I am Winifred T. Katt, and you have stumbled onto my blog.

My person (blog name: personfilms, or PF) has two blogs and she talks about how she does not blog enough. she says there are animal bloggers who blog more then she does!

I decided I should get onto this blog thing to encourage her (and, now that I am retired and don't get out so much, to make new friends)

Here are some interesting things about me:

I am very beautiful- not a Scarlet Johansson beautiful...more of an Uma Thurman beautiful (PF and I watch A LOT of movies!)

Although I seem shy to most people, I really love to get petted on my belly and rubbed behind my ears. I even snuggle under the covers sometimes.

I was a teenage mommy cat, but I gave my babycat up for adoption. I think this was the best thing because it meant we both found loving homes. now PF is my babycat, and I am her babyhead, so it works out nicely.

My good friend Pyewacket died a while back and I have not liked any other kitties since because they are all so STOOPID, and do not live up to the high standard he set for us all...but that is the old -grumpy-lady in me talking, and I am trying to be more open minded. Perhaps I will meet some good kitties here on the interweb.

That is all.

Thank you for visiting my blog, and I hope you will come back soon to visit.